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Mom, Thanks for never actually giving me a lump of coal.
$7.00
Blank Inside Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5") Paper: 100% Recycled Paper Envelope: White Ink: Digital
Introducing our cheeky and heartfelt "Mom, Thanks for Never Actually Giving Me a Lump of Coal" Christmas greeting card. Crafted with love and a pinch of humor, this card strikes the perfect balance between playful jest and genuine gratitude, making it an ideal pick for the festive season.
Being a part of our popular "Universal Parent Threats" series, this card is especially resonant during Christmas. It's a nod to those light-hearted threats we've all heard from our parents growing up, yet it's filled with the warmth of knowing they'd never really act on them or at least rarely act on them (fingers crossed!)
The red backdrop, coupled with the simple yet striking message, ensures your dad knows just how cherished he is. It's a card that evokes nostalgia, laughter, and the kind of inside jokes that only families share.
So, if you're on the hunt for the perfect Christmas greeting card for Mom, look no further. Reminisce about the times he playfully threatened a lump of coal but showered you with love instead. With this card, you're not just sending a message; you're sharing a memory, a chuckle, and a whole lot of love. Dive into the festive spirit and remind your dad of the special bond you share. Happy holidays! 🎅❤️🎄
