Universal Parent Threats

Mom Thanks for Bringing Me into This World and Never Actually Taking Me Out of It

$ 4.50

Dad Thanks for Never Actually Turning the Car Around

$ 4.50

Dad Thanks For Bringing Me into the World and Never Actually Taking Me out of It

$ 4.50

Mom Thanks for Not Actually Smacking Me into Next Week

$ 4.50

Dad Now That I'm Older, I Actually Do Understand. I Think.

$ 4.50

Mom Thanks for Not Actually Jerking a Knot in My Tail

$ 4.50

Mom, Thanks for Not Actually Skinning Me Alive

$ 4.50

Dad Thanks for Never Actually Telling Mom...

$ 4.50

Mom, Thanks for never actually giving me a lump of coal.

$ 4.50

Dad Thanks for Not Actually Smacking Me into Next Week

$ 4.50