Universal Parent Threats

Mom Thanks for Bringing Me into This World and Never Actually Taking Me Out of It

$7.00

Dad Thanks for Never Actually Turning the Car Around

$7.00

Dad Thanks For Bringing Me into the World and Never Actually Taking Me out of It

$7.00

Mom Thanks for Not Actually Smacking Me into Next Week

$7.00

Dad Now That I'm Older, I Actually Do Understand. I Think.

$7.00

Mom Thanks for Not Actually Jerking a Knot in My Tail

$7.00

Mom, Thanks for Not Actually Skinning Me Alive

$7.00

Dad Thanks for Never Actually Telling Mom...

$7.00

Mom, Thanks for never actually giving me a lump of coal.

$7.00

Dad Thanks for Not Actually Smacking Me into Next Week

$7.00