Not Your Mother's Flowers
It seems like ages ago I worked in a small stationery store in Chattanooga, TN. One day while looking around the shop I noticed that I could not actually send any of the cards to my mom. Every card we had, it seemed, mentioned drugs, wine, sex, or had a bad word on it. While I see a lot of humor in these things being discussed on a greeting card, it's difficult to send those things to your mom on her birthday.
These flowers were an attempt to resolve the issue of cards you cannot send your mom. In the end, however, my snarky side won out. These are not your mother's flowers. You may find a card that you mother will like, because sometimes the flowers lend themselves to sweetness.