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OMG—Basically You're Dead to Me. Happy Birthday. Greeting Card by The Lost Art of Stationery
Turn up the sass and celebrate another year older with our "OMG—Basically You're Dead to Me. Happy Birthday." greeting card, exclusively from The Lost Art of Stationery. Perfect for friends who appreciate sarcasm, wit, and a little sting with their cake, this birthday card strikes the perfect balance between dark humor and cheeky charm.
Whether they’re hitting a milestone birthday or just officially entering the “over the hill” club, this card is your go-to for laughs and side-eye. It's a hit for both older and younger recipients—because let’s face it, the joke works both ways. Crafted on 100% cotton paper with bold, clean typography and a vintage floral design, this card makes a sharp (and hilarious) statement before they even read your personal message inside.
Ideal for those who like their birthday greeting cards with a side of attitude, this design has quickly become a fan favorite for its edgy tone and relatable humor. It’s the kind of card that gets passed around the party and read out loud—twice.
Whether you’re shopping for your sibling, best friend, coworker, or anyone with a sense of humor, this is the perfect birthday card to make sure they know exactly how you *really* feel about their age.
Add a little sting to their celebration with a card that says “Happy Birthday” the sarcastic way. Because when it comes to birthdays, sometimes the best gift is a good roast.
Blank Inside Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5") Paper: 100% Cotton Paper Envelope: Kraft Ink: Digital
