Flower Cards, some sweet, some snarky.

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If You Want Less Anxiety in Your Life, Quit Being a Bitch

$ 5.25

Just A Reminder: What's Mine Is Mine & What's Yours Is Mine. Happy Anniversary

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Imagine Yourself As Whatever the Hell You Want to Be

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Next to you I'm the luckiest person on earth

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You're Welcome I'm Guessing the Thank You Card Got Lost in the Mail

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OMG—Basically, You're Dead to Me Happy 50th Birthday Greeting Card

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Not Goodbye Rather I'll See You Soon

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It's Time You Break Free

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Perhaps It's Time to Just Let It Go

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I chased you until you caught me love valentines day greeting card

I Chased You until You Caught Me Greeting Card

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OMG—Basically, You're Dead to Me Happy Birthday

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Congratulations on Your Engagement Greeting Card

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Funny flower cards, sweet and snarky — because not every card needs to be safe for your mom's coffee table.

It seems like ages ago I worked in a small stationery store in Chattanooga, TN. One day, looking around the shop, I realized I couldn't actually send any of the greeting cards to my mom — nearly every one mentioned drugs, wine, sex, or had a bad word on it. Funny, sure. Mom-approved, not so much.

This collection started as an attempt to fix that: flower cards you could actually send her. In the end, though, my snarky side won out anyway. Some of these are sweet — genuinely, your mom will love them. Others are... not your mother's flowers.

Either way, they're vintage floral designs paired with sayings that are funny, a little irreverent, and occasionally exactly what someone needs to hear.