Not Your Mother's Flowers

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If You Want Less Anxiety in Your Life, Quit Being a Bitch

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Just A Reminder: What's Mine Is Mine & What's Yours Is Mine. Happy Anniversary

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Imagine Yourself As Whatever the Hell You Want to Be

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Next to you I'm the luckiest person on earth

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You're Welcome I'm Guessing the Thank You Card Got Lost in the Mail

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OMG—Basically, You're Dead to Me Happy 50th Birthday Greeting Card

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Not Goodbye Rather I'll See You Soon

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It's Time You Break Free

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Perhaps It's Time to Just Let It Go

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I Chased You until You Caught Me Greeting Card

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Congratulations on Your Engagement Greeting Card

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OMG—Basically, You're Dead to Me Happy Birthday

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It seems like ages ago I worked in a small stationery store in Chattanooga, TN. One day while looking around the shop I noticed that I could not actually send any of the cards to my mom. Every card we had, it seemed, mentioned drugs, wine, sex, or had a bad word on it. While I see a lot of humor in these things being discussed on a greeting card, it's difficult to send those things to your mom on her birthday.

These flowers were an attempt to resolve the issue of cards you cannot send your mom. In the end, however, my snarky side won out. These are not your mother's flowers. You may find a card that you mother will like, because sometimes the flowers lend themselves to sweetness.